Delightful Doldrums
Real Estate Agency
PROPERTIES FOR SALE
The houses you're about to see are excruciatingly awesome, but they won't be available for much longer
1586 Weary lane, Memphis
Number of rooms: 5 + kitchen, bathroom, and dining room
Size: 5400 square feet
Rates: $1,674 pa
Price: $50,000
Nice house with two living rooms, basement,
and two bedrooms. Comes fully furnished
7̸̝̻̼͎̠͉̖̟̦̗͒̉̇͒̒̏͂̉͜ͅ8̶͚̫̰̖͓̰͚͌͛͌̈̋̓̄̿̒̀͗̚ͅ9̴̛͍̙̰͌̍͛̀̂̉̈͗ͅ1̷̨͕̦͈̳̠̖͒̔̒͋̓̄͌̽̾̚̕͜͜͝ ̸͕̪͔͎͍͇̙̂̏̎͆͌͠C̵̝̣͎̆͌͌a̶͔͉͕͎̬̖̲̫̟̯̮̋́̋͒̽͋́ṱ̷͓̼̬̹̥̼͙̭̗̂̂͝ḧ̴̥͓̤̤͙̯̭̲̼́͛̿̿́̏͝͠e̷̡̘̔̋̓̃r̵̨̡͚̲̠̝͔̻̘͔̻̟͙̝̜͒͒̌͊̀͛̚i̵͍̝̜̙͚͇̹͍̩̜͙͎͠n̸̺͐́̉̒̚e̴͚̟͈̗͍͕͇͙̥̗͍̹̣͛̑̈́͗̂̐́͋̔͒̑̚̚͠͠ ̷̧̱̳̙͉̬͙͎̏̐̃͊͗̇̎̂̈́̚͝͝͝D̸̨̛̩̮̲͖͉͓̗̹̪̲̝͚͚́͛̕͜r̸̨̞̖̰̎̇̈́̂̍̋͆̐̎̂̓͛͐̉.̵̶̨̩̦̣͇̥͚̳̪̲̝̙͕̜̟̯̘͉͎͉̮̹̳̼̱̟͎́͋̔͌͌̀͜͠͝͝͝Ṗ̵̧̧̛̛̹͔̠̹̭̙̩̤͉̔̚ḭ̷̧̛̩͕̜̹͇̰̝͖̻̂̑͂͐͗̃͛͛̊̽͘̚͝ȩ̷̧̜͍͚͍͇͕̃͊ͅḓ̵̢͙̳͉͙̣̣̼̹́̈́̈̾ͅṃ̷͖͍̞̖̤̫͎͍̯̘̓ỏ̶̡̞͖̙͍̖̙̙̱̮͙̦͓̌͌͊̓͒̀͛͗̓̐͘ń̴̛̰̫̍̈́͒̈́̎̈͜t̸̪̝̐̀͛,̷̡̨̪̰͕͕̩̳̟̲̲̦̠̂̈́̏̎̈́̑̍̂̈́͛̀͛̊͆̈ ̵̡̰̭̮̦̯̼̳̦͛̀̽͐͘͝S̴̨̯̙̩͊͑̾̊̐̃͋̑C̸͈̬͚͇̩̼̹̞͙̥͂͗̌̿̔͐̎͝͠ͅ ̷̧̧͎̹͇͋͋́̕̚2̶̡͔̲͇͔̜̬̺̖̲̮̮̟̅̊̓̈́̀̌̋̚9̶̢̢̝̹̙̤̩̯̾̓̈́̕̚̕6̵̘͈͚̼̳̱͈̓͗͋̉7̴͇̞̫͍͔̮̮̗̖̦́̅̈́̈́͂3̶̘̣̗̘̼͛͌̃͑̈́̃͗͗̄̃̕͘͝ͅ and 60 Academy Lane Downingtown, PA 19335
Number of rooms: 3 + kitchen
Size: 1,500 square feet
Price: Available on request
By far the worst house on our listing, but not everyone is a winner. That's why we're offering a special two for one if you buy 8̶͚̫̰̖͓̰͚͌͛͌̈̋̓̄̿̒̀͗̚ͅ9̴̛͍̙̰͌̍͛̀̂̉̈͗ͅ1̷̨͕̦͈̳̠̖͒̔̒͋̓̄͌̽̾̚̕͜͜͝ ̸͕̪͔͎͍͇̙̂̏̎͆͌͠C̵̝̣͎̆͌͌a̶͔͉͕͎̬̖̲̫̟̯̮̋́̋͒̽͋́ṱ̷͓̼̬̹̥̼͙̭̗̂̂͝ḧ̴̥͓̤̤͙̯̭̲̼́͛̿̿́̏͝͠e̷̡̘̔̋̓̃r̵̨̡͚̲̠̝͔̻̘͔̻̟͙̝̜͒͒̌͊̀͛̚i̵͍̝̜̙͚͇̹͍̩̜͙͎͠n̸̺͐́̉̒̚e̴͚̟͈̗͍͕͇͙̥̗͍̹̣͛̑̈́͗̂̐́͋̔͒̑̚̚͠͠ ̷̧̱̳̙͉̬͙͎̏̐̃͊͗̇̎̂̈́̚͝͝͝D̸̨̛̩̮̲͖͉͓̗̹̪̲̝͚͚́͛̕͜r̸̨̞̖̰̎̇̈́̂̍̋͆̐̎̂̓͛͐̉.̵̶̨̩̦̣͇̥͚̳̪̲̝̙͕̜̟̯̘͉͎͉̮̹̳̼̱̟͎́͋̔͌͌̀͜͠͝͝͝Ṗ̵̧̧̛̛̹͔̠̹̭̙̩̤͉̔̚ḭ̷̧̛̩͕̜̹͇̰̝͖̻̂̑͂͐͗̃͛͛̊̽͘̚͝ȩ̷̧̜͍͚͍͇͕̃͊ͅḓ̵̢͙̳͉͙̣̣̼̹́̈́̈̾ͅṃ̷͖͍̞̖̤̫͎͍̯̘̓ỏ̶̡̞͖̙͍̖̙̙̱̮͙̦͓̌͌͊̓͒̀͛͗̓̐͘ń̴̛̰̫̍̈́͒̈́̎̈͜t̸̪̝̐̀͛,̷̡̨̪̰͕͕̩̳̟̲̲̦̠̂̈́̏̎̈́̑̍̂̈́͛̀͛̊͆̈ ̵̡̰̭̮̦̯̼̳̦͛̀̽͐͘͝S̴̨̯̙̩͊͑̾̊̐̃͋̑C̸͈̬͚͇̩̼̹̞͙̥͂͗̌̿̔͐̎͝͠ͅ ̷̧̧͎̹͇͋͋́̕̚2̶̡͔̲͇͔̜̬̺̖̲̮̮̟̅̊̓̈́̀̌̋̚9̶̢̢̝̹̙̤̩̯̾̓̈́̕̚̕6̵̘͈͚̼̳̱͈̓͗͋̉7̴͇̞̫͍͔̮̮̗̖̦́̅̈́̈́͂3̶̘̣̗̘̼͛͌̃͑̈́̃͗͗̄̃̕͘͝ͅ you get academy lane for free
